it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
my poor anus
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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