Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
there is glitter all over my balls
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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