Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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