is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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