"it" just moved
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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