I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just want nice things and good sex
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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