We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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