so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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