I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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