apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize