in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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