what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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