she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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