Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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