It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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