mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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