this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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