So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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