you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
