____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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