Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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