Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Farmville is her only friend.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
