i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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