thus making me awesome and them whores
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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