hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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