So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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