Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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