so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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