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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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