BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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