you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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