i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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