I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
