Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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