who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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