i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
