I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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