you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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