dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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