Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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