i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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