i just had sex bonerless
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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