I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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