Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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