is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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