i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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