I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
