Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I skipped work to stalk him.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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