it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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