I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We need to rekindle our bromance
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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