I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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