Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
