Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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