Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i dont even know how to be here
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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