just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
