my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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